Sunday, October 01, 2006

New Blog!

Okay, loyal fans, there's been a little development in the literary career of yours truly. We've got a new blog!! You may have already noticed that this blog is now called Plex Design. This is where you'll be able to keep up with the hottest up and coming design firm on the East Coast, PLEX. All Architecture and Football posts are now going to be found at the brand new blog,

www.architectureandfootball.blogspot.com

This will be a much more focused blog, which will, more often than not, NOT tread away from topics of architecture and football. If you're craving my rants, raves, and random reviews, stay tuned to Plex-design.blogspot.com for entertaining quips.

Saturday, September 30, 2006

(N/M)UFC Preview





I will try to preview NUFC games from now on. From now on I'll try to do it during the week, but since this nugget of genius just hit me today, it's being published today. Following is the first match preview.

Newcastle has never won a single match at Old Trafford in the Premiership. With such an extensive injury list, it makes it difficult to believe that they'll pull one out this weekend. Given, Ameobi, Solano, Rossi, and of course Owen are all out with knocks, and Babayaro and Bramble are both to sit out with match bans. Our already-thin defense is left lacking once again, and with Rooney looking to get back on track, I'm guessing he'll come out sparkling against us, as he typically does. The young Taylor will try his best, but I'm guessing that he'll come up a bit short tomorrow. Our mid is not quite as hurting, with Duff, Emre, the newly appointed England star Parker, and Milner likely getting nods. With N'Zogbia able to fill in either in mid or defense at around the 60th minute, he'll be a great value on our bench. As for attack, hopefully Martins can continue delighting us with his celebratory backflips, and I'm hoping he'll be partnered by Luque for the first half, with Sibierski waiting to fill in for the second half. I'm dying to see Luque perform when it matters, as he's proven he's got a massive shot, but hasn't made it count when it really could benefit the club. His real problem is his pace and dedication, but I'm hoping Martins' immense speed can make up for the both of them.
On Manchester's side, Park and Silvestre are out, which will hopefully give Fletcher a starting spot, which, as usual, he will spoil away with his consistent laughable performance. Fletcher is the Bramble of MUFC. As I said, I'm sure Rooney will shine tomorrow, but maybe, just maybe, with enough blunders from Fletcher and Ferdinand, and hopefully an ill-advised early red card from the bafoon Heinze, NUFC can pull out a surprising draw 1-1 at OT. But I doubt it.

My official prediction:
Manchester United: 3-1 :Newcastle United

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

The funniest thing I've seen in at least 3 years

As I exited Grand Central Terminal this morning, on my way across the street into my office, to my right, I heard one of those street advertising venders say "I hate my job, take a card so I can go!" Which is funny, in itself, because usually they say things like "Free News!" or "Free Cell Phone!" So as I was crossing the street, I look back to see why he would say such a thing, and it's this guy, a young, fairly cool, urban, hip-hop culture, african-american fellow, dressed in a full, white baby's one-zee, complete with padding to simulate baby fat, bib and frilly hat on top. I have no idea what he was giving away, but if I had to wear that ridiculous thing and stand at the busiest intersection in the country, I'd probably say the exact same thing. It was pure gold.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Clinton's appropriate outrage

I'm going to post an exact transcript of Keith Olberman's special comment which he game tonight, Monday September 25th. I hope this doesn't violate any copywrite laws, but if it does, I give full credit to Keith and MSNBC and take none for myself. Keith's comment tonight was directed at three parties. First, Ex-President Clinton, for exploding in an appropriate fit of rage when he sat down with Fox News for an interview which he thought would be based on his brilliant and (finally) effective Global Innitiative Program. The second was President Bush, for attempting to pass the buck and cowardly attempting to run from the history books by having Fox News make a scapegoat out of ANYONE, on the same day that the Iraq War was OFFICIALLY deemed negatively effective. And thirdly, Fox News itself for being the evil vehicle who is willing to push aside decency and hope in Clinton's Initiative, to do this incompetent president's dirty work. It's business and politics as usual at Fox headquarters.

Here's Keith's, much more eloquent, comment on the recent Clinton topic.

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And finally tonight, a Special Comment about President Clinton’s interview. The headlines about them are, of course, entirely wrong. It is not essential that a past President, bullied and sandbagged by a monkey posing as a newscaster, finally lashed back.

It is not important that the current President’s "portable public chorus" has described his predecessor’s tone as "crazed."

Our tone should be crazed. The nation’s freedoms are under assault by an administration whose policies can do us as much damage as Al-Qaeda; the nation’s "marketplace of ideas" is being poisoned, by a propaganda company so blatant that Tokyo Rose would’ve quit. Nonetheless.

The headline is this: Bill Clinton did what almost none of us have done, in five years. He has spoken the truth about 9/11, and the current presidential administration.

"At least I tried," he said of his own efforts to capture or kill Osama Bin Laden. "That’s the difference in me and some, including all of the right-wingers who are attacking me now. They had eight months to try; they did not try. I tried."

Thus in his supposed emeritus years, has Mr. Clinton taken forceful and triumphant action for honesty, and for us; action as vital and as courageous as any of his presidency; action as startling and as liberating, as any, by anyone, in these last five long years.

The Bush Administration did not try to get Osama Bin Laden before 9/11.

The Bush Administration ignored all the evidence gathered by its predecessors.

The Bush Administration did not understand the Daily Briefing entitled "Bin Laden Determined To Strike in U.S."

The Bush Administration… did… not… try.—

Moreover, for the last five years one month and two weeks, the current administration, and in particular the President, has been given the greatest "pass" for incompetence and malfeasance, in American history!

President Roosevelt was rightly blamed for ignoring the warning signs — some of them, 17 years old — before Pearl Harbor.

President Hoover was correctly blamed for — if not the Great Depression itself — then the disastrous economic steps he took in the immediate aftermath of the Stock Market Crash.

Even President Lincoln assumed some measure of responsibility for the Civil War — though talk of Southern secession had begun as early as 1832.

But not this President.

To hear him bleat and whine and bully at nearly every opportunity, one would think someone else had been President on September 11th, 2001 — or the nearly eight months that preceded it.

That hardly reflects the honesty nor manliness we expect of the Executive.

But if his own fitness to serve is of no true concern to him, perhaps we should simply sigh and keep our fingers crossed, until a grown-up takes the job three Januarys from now.

Except… for this:

After five years of skirting even the most inarguable of facts — that he was President on 9/11 and he must bear some responsibility for his, and our, unreadiness, Mr. Bush has now moved, unmistakably and without conscience or shame, towards re-writing history, and attempting to make the responsibility, entirely Mr. Clinton’s.

Of course he is not honest enough to do that directly.

As with all the other nefariousness and slime of this, our worst presidency since James Buchanan, he is having it done for him, by proxy.

Thus, the sandbag effort by Fox News, Friday afternoon.

Consider the timing: The very same weekend the National Intelligence Estimate would be released and show the Iraq war to be the fraudulent failure it is — not a check on terror, but fertilizer for it!

The kind of proof of incompetence, for which the administration and its hyenas at Fox need to find a diversion, in a scapegoat.

It was the kind of cheap trick which would get a journalist fired — but a propagandist, promoted:

Promise to talk of charity and generosity; but instead launch into the lies and distortions with which the Authoritarians among us attack the virtuous and reward the useless.

And don’t even be professional enough to assume the responsibility for the slanders yourself; blame your audience for "e-mailing" you the question.

Mr. Clinton responded as you have seen.

He told the great truth un-told… about this administration’s negligence, perhaps criminal negligence, about Bin Laden.

He was brave.

Then again, Chris Wallace might be braver still. Had I — in one moment surrendered all my credibility as a journalist — and been irredeemably humiliated, as was he, I would have gone home and started a new career selling seeds by mail.

The smearing by proxy, of course, did not begin Friday afternoon.

Disney was first to sell-out its corporate reputation, with "The Path to 9/11."

Of that company’s crimes against truth one needs to say little. Simply put: someone there enabled an Authoritarian zealot to belch out Mr. Bush’s new and improved history.

The basic plot-line was this: because he was distracted by the Monica Lewinsky scandal, Bill Clinton failed to prevent 9/11.

The most curious and in some ways the most infuriating aspect of this slapdash theory, is that the Right Wingers who have advocated it — who try to sneak it into our collective consciousness through entertainment, or who sandbag Mr. Clinton with it at news interviews — have simply skipped past its most glaring flaw.

Had it been true that Clinton had been distracted from the hunt for Bin Laden in 1998 because of the Lewinsky nonsense — why did these same people not applaud him for having bombed Bin Laden’s camps in Afghanistan and Sudan on August 20th of that year? For mentioning Bin Laden by name as he did so?

That day, Republican Senator Grams of Minnesota invoked the movie "Wag The Dog."

Republican Senator Coats of Indiana questioned Mr. Clinton’s judgment.

Republican Senator Ashcroft of Missouri — the future Attorney General — echoed Coats.

Even Republican Senator Arlen Specter questioned the timing.

And of course, were it true Clinton had been "distracted" by the Lewinsky witch-hunt — who on earth conducted the Lewinsky witch-hunt? Who turned the political discourse of this nation on its head for two years?

Who corrupted the political media?

Who made it impossible for us to even bring back on the air, the counter-terrorism analysts like Dr. Richard Haass, and James Dunegan, who had warned, at this very hour, on this very network, in early 1998, of cells from the Middle East who sought to attack us, here?

Who preempted them… in order to strangle us with the trivia that was… "All Monica All The Time"?

Who… distracted whom?

This is, of course, where — as is inevitable — Mr. Bush and his henchmen prove not quite as smart as they think they are.

The full responsibility for 9/11 is obviously shared by three administrations, possibly four.

But, Mr. Bush, if you are now trying to convince us by proxy that it’s all about the distractions of 1998 and 1999, then you will have to face a startling fact that your minions may have hidden from you.

The distractions of 1998 and 1999, Mr. Bush, were carefully manufactured, and lovingly executed, not by Bill Clinton… but by the same people who got you… elected President.

Thus instead of some commendable acknowledgment that you were even in office on 9/11 and the lost months before it… we have your sleazy and sloppy rewriting of history, designed by somebody who evidently redd the Orwell playbook too quickly.

Thus instead of some explanation for the inertia of your first eight months in office, we are told that you have kept us "safe" ever since — a statement that might range anywhere from Zero, to One Hundred Percent, true.

We have nothing but your word, and your word has long since ceased to mean anything.

And, of course, the one time you have ever given us specifics about what you have kept us safe from, Mr. Bush — you got the name of the supposedly targeted Tower in Los Angeles… wrong.

Thus was it left for the previous President to say what so many of us have felt; what so many of us have given you a pass for in the months and even the years after the attack:

You did not try.

You ignored the evidence gathered by your predecessor.

You ignored the evidence gathered by your own people.

Then, you blamed your predecessor.

That would be the textbook definition… Sir, of cowardice.

To enforce the lies of the present, it is necessary to erase the truths of the past.

That was one of the great mechanical realities Eric Blair — writing as George Orwell — gave us in the novel "1984."

The great philosophical reality he gave us, Mr. Bush, may sound as familiar to you, as it has lately begun to sound familiar to me.

"The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power…

"Power is not a means; it is an end.

"One does not establish a dictatorship to safeguard a revolution; one makes the revolution in order to establish the dictatorship.

"The object of persecution, is persecution. The object of torture, is torture. The object of power… is power."

Earlier last Friday afternoon, before the Fox ambush, speaking in the far different context of the closing session of his remarkable Global Initiative, Mr. Clinton quoted Abraham Lincoln’s State of the Union address from 1862.

"We must disenthrall ourselves."

Mr. Clinton did not quote the rest of Mr. Lincoln’s sentence. He might well have.

"We must disenthrall ourselves — and then… we shall save our country."

And so has Mr. Clinton helped us to disenthrall ourselves, and perhaps enabled us, even at this late and bleak date… to save… our… country.



The "free pass" has been withdrawn, Mr. Bush…

You did not act to prevent 9/11.

We do not know what you have done, to prevent another 9/11.

You have failed us — then leveraged that failure, to justify a purposeless war in Iraq which will have, all too soon, claimed more American lives than did 9/11.

You have failed us anew in Afghanistan.

And you have now tried to hide your failures, by blaming your predecessor.

And now you exploit your failure, to rationalize brazen torture — which doesn’t work anyway; which only condemns our soldiers to water-boarding; which only humiliates our country further in the world; and which no true American would ever condone, let alone advocate.And there it is, sir:

Are yours the actions of a true American?

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Full NUFC Breakdown




Alright, so let's do this properly.
It's still the beginning of the season, and the transfer window is closed. We've had the opportunity to see the boys play a couple times now, so let's go through the entire team, sighting strengths and weaknesses, and we'll look back on this later to compare/contrast.

Glenn Roeder-The man who brought nufc out of the Souness Gutter last season is now the same man who's head the supporters are, predictably, now calling for. Admittedly, he had quite an on/off transfer season, by signing Damien Duff fairly early, then Martins, and closing with a few sub-par transfers and HUGE losses on transfer deadline day, when NUFC is known to typically do much damage. However, a year after Souey spent the second-most in the prem, I can understand why Fat Freddy would not be too willing to give much more money out flimsily. So, supporters forget about what a great aquisition Duff was, not to mention getting and keeping James Milner, who is an extrordinary young talent. Unfortunately, we didn't get the defender we desparately needed, but we did bolster up our already-wonderful midfield, and we got one great striker to cover the absence of Owen. The only other problem with the transfer season was that the striker that we got, Martins, is NOT the best partnering option for Owen, he's a carbon copy of him. Ameobi is still our #1 enforcer, which may be a problem. As much as I like him, Roeder should have continued to shop for a big, strong striker to fill Alan Shearer's boots.
So, in terms of the transfer season, I think Roeder did a decent job - and this season we are DEFINITELY better as a club than we were last season. The problem is - so is everyone else. But everyone else is MUCH better, and we're moderately better. So, from here on out, I fully support Roeder to turn this NEW group of misfits into another "firing on all cylindars" team. He'll do it by keeping the games simple, by pushing the little details and qualities in the game that only school coaches push. That's what I like about him. But even if Roeder makes this group of players successful, that will only get NUFC to a #6 finish at best.

Shay Given - Quite possibly the best goalkeeper in the Premiership. There's not much more you can say, besides that the best goalkeeper is only so productive without a strong defensive line in front of him.

Steve Harper-Another great keeping option. I believe he would have been pretty good swap fodder in this transfer season, but it's great to have two great keeping options. And thank heavens we've still got him, since Given's had the equivalent to a automobile accident happen to his stomach.

Steven Carr - In my opinion, the man is overrated. That being said, he's definitely the backbone and strongest point in our defense. He's got great experience and he's a fighter and a great tackler. But he does get caught out of position, his height is a liability, and he hasn't got the endurance he once did.

Craig Moore-Not the best, not the brightest, but a solid, tough, no nonsense defender. He'll screw up every once in a while, but not as often as Bramble, and he'll always sacrifice himself for the club.

Titus Bramble-Big strong and dumb. He's a physical specimen who shows brilliance once ever five games. But the other four games in between, he's potentially a game breaker. The fingers now automatically move towards ol' Titus.

Peter Ramage-I love this guy. He's got guts, he's got smarts, he's got a great looping cross, and he's young and super ugly. Just as a Newcastle player should be. I hope he stays with us for years and years. He's able to play the whole back line, which makes him very useful to our awful defense.

Celestine Babayaro-Great skills. Not responsible enough to play defense. He would make a great winger, but he isn't trained in that position, so he's basically worthless.

Olivier Bernard-for the moment, old and slow. History with the club. I hope he regains his old reputation.

Nolberto Solano-One of the greatest crossers in the game. A bit old now, and he gets caught out of position occasionally. But when he's on, he's spectacular.

Belozoglu Emre-When he's good, he's a force. When he's bad, he hurts the team badly. But the good games vastly outnumber the bad, and he's got brilliant ball skills and a wicked free kick. I question his dedication at times. If Roeder can rope him into shape, Emre is absolutely the key to our team. The missing link in our midfield between defense and attack.

Kieron Dyer-Obvious problems staying healthy, but it's funny because he's out so much, people forget how damn good he is. Fast legs, fast feet, fast shot. Unfortunately I think his time has just barely passed. I blame Bowyer.

James Milner-Great future player. Garreth Barry brought the best out of him at Villa, and I wish he could get more time at NUFC, but our midfield is too damn great. He's a great striking option, and could easily play at the top of a diamond mid.

Scott Parker-My man. He's the one any team would want to go to battle with. As tough as anybody in the prem and smarter and quieter than most footballers I've seen. He knows how to run a team, and he does it with dignity and force. He makes a great holder, but this season he's been pushing up to more of an attack role, and he's showing everyone, including McClaren, how useful he is to any team.

Antoine Sibierski-A horse. Another hard worker who lacks skills. This is becoming repetetive...

Steven Taylor-He scares me. Seems a bit too much like Bramble, but much smarter. I use "much" sparringly though...But he's young, he's super tough, and if he gets the minutes, he'll progress much nicer than Bramble did.

Matthew Pattison-Crazy kid, crazy hair.

Albert Luque-I liked him at the beginning, a lot. Ever goal he scores looks like one for the ages. Too bad they come about twice a year, in games which don't mean a damn thing. I've had enough of waiting. He'll be on the plain come January.

Obafemi Martins-This guy will be great for NUFC. No goals yet after three games, but he's got a passion that will take him a long way. The Newcastle fans love a guy who will go to battle, and I think he will. I just wonder when he'll convert all these brilliant chances that he's creating into a steady flow of goals...

Michael Owen-Obviously. Hasn't played much, but 7 goals in 11 games? That's fierce. He's also passed his prime, but once he gets back he'll be stellar again. Unfortunately, I think Martins will as well, and they just dont work well together...They're both small and fast. I think we'll be selling either Owen of Martins next transfer season. Yet to be determined which would be a better keeper.

Giuseppe Rossi-Young and talented and partially American! I'm excited to cheer for him.

Shola Ameobi-I love Shola. If he can shake his hip problems, he's the perfect strike partner for Martins. I love his height, I love that he's a Geordie, I just wish he'd be more tenatious. I love how when he runs it looks like he's an octopus in slow motion. He's got a wicked shot, sub par dribbling skills, but his ball control is brilliant out of the air. It's almost like he's still growing into those massive limbs of his. I hope he stays with us for his entire career.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

Been kind of slow

NUFC lost yesterday to Liverpool...rough outing...one of the more memorable goals scored...AGAINST us, of course. Today is the first day this year which has that cool, crisp clip in the air...my favorite day of the year. You walk outside with your jacket on, and feel that wind against your face. AAHHHHH. It's FRESH again! This day is the reason why I don't like LA. Because I love this day so much.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Tuesday 3:51pm

Okay I'm alone in the office so I have a couple minutes to write a quick post. This will have absolutely no overarching topic, just mainly nonsensical, useless blathering.

Today Bush is down the street from me. At the UN Office. I hear all these people chanting stuff and I wish I were with them. The most powerful man in the world, a man that even I could destroy in an IQ contest, is down the street from me, just four blocks away, and I have to stay up here 37 floors up doing nothing about it. It seems trivial. It reminds me of the passage from "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius" when he talks about all these young people at a bar, there's like 200 of them, and all they're doing is talking. Something more should come of this situation. He brings up the possibility of a giant orgy, which, in its own right would definitely be something. But he also talks about a certain destruction and reconstruction of the place in which they're inhabiting...Or something really dynamic and life-earth-civilization changing. You've got 200 people, each with enormous individual power. Think of their collective potential. It's really something to think about.

I have to work on the library tonight, maybe watch Fox Football Fone-In (FFF), work on one of my essays(which will be premiering on this website in due time!), write a letter from my employer for the Green Card application, and continue rendering the reception desk for work. That's my night.

Shay Given will be out for at least 6 weeks after sustaining an abdomen injury comparable to an automobile accident. NUFC are in trouble, but the backup keeper, Harper, is incredibly good for a backup keeper. He's excited to finally get some playing time, and I'm excited to see him play. He did well in our UEFA qualifier. We're at Anfield on Wednesday. If we can take three points AT West Ham and either 1 or 3 at Anfield, the world will be rosy.

Monday, September 18, 2006

Lever House Saturday



On Saturday night, Ach and I went to the Lever House Restaurant for dinner to meet two of her friends who are visiting from Tokyo. It was great seeing them again, and we were both very excited to go to the Lever House because A)the restaurant is designed by a very famous product designer, Marc Newson, B)the building that it's in (The Lever House) is a very famous modernist building designed by Gordon Bunshaft of SOM and C)it received a star from the Michelin Guide, giving it a very elite status as a culinary destination.
Let's cut right to the reasons why I was disapointed. A)While the architecture was very cool and trendy (filleted hexagonal forms EVERYWHERE), it was very obvious that it was designed by a product designer and not an architect. Very few elements which related to the human. Very few points of stabilization in the design. No windows. Poor, fairly uninspiring lighting. Overly distracting and forceful graphic motif throughout (see above: hexagonal forms, filleted) B) Equally uninspired menu if not ordering the prixe fixe. C)The food was very good. I repeat, VERY GOOD. Exceptional, but not entirely memorable. It wasn't as good as the price suggested. D)While the waiter was nice with me, it seemed like he took offense that two of our party didn't speak english too well, and he actually had to WAIT for two seconds as they collected their thoughts and we translated before they ordered. Poor thing.
I enjoyed it, but definitely not as much as Jean George or the Four Seasons. Jean George's food was leaps and bounds better than the Lever House, and still, the atmosphere at the Four Seasons cannot be matched anywhere that I've been.